4 posts tagged “illegal immigration”

"One Bill Gil"

One Bill Gil

California State Senator Gil Cedillo - nicknamed "One Bill Gil" because he keeps introducing bills trying to give illegal aliens drivers licenses! (Cedillo has tried nine times since 1998 to get bills passed that would allow undocumented immigrants to obtain driver's licenses).

And here I thought he was supposed to working for California.

Thank God for term limits!

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Anchor Baby BS Site

Let's support the children of ILLEGAL ALIENS, who continue to break US Immigration Laws.

Another joke from Florence:

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C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.  Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E   C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

T H E  1 0   C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

An email from Florence about Illegal Immigration:

A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!! It explains  things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.

Her point:

Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal  immigration.

Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay  indefinitely.

Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests.

Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, 'I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters:
You are Required to let me stay in your house
You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan
You are Required to Educate my kids
You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family (my  husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part).

If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there.
It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person, except  for well, you know, I did break into your house. And oh yeah, I get a free  education, where you have to pay your own way through college. (TEEHEE)

And what a deal it is for me!!!!

I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my
keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of  cold,uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior.

Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you learn MY LANGUAGE!!! so you can  communicate with me. And don't forget to make sure your forms are in MY  language - I need to understand them..

Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?! Only in America if you  agree, pass it on ( in English ). Share it if you see the value of it.

If not blow it off....... along with your future Social Security funds.